Special dialects of PHP
Quoth Matt Palmer:
…I have commenced an incremental rewrite of an in-house business management application from crazy-PHP (a common — some may say overwhelmingly so — dialect of the language noted for it’s complete lack of any sort of good software development practices, such as the creation and use of functions (!))…
Heh! I’ve seen a lot of web apps written in crazy-PHP before… in fact, I’ve written some myself.